Vintage 1971 WC Fields How To Be A Great Lover Cologne

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Description: Item/Description: Vintage 1971 W.C. Fields “How To Be A Great Lover - Volume I - Sasperilla Gold Cologne” in its Original Box. ***Front cover of box reads: W.C. Fields How To Be A Great Lover. A magnanimous gift of wisdom to set the little chickadees all a twit ***Back cover of box reads: I usually invite the little lambs up to my apartment to look at my weegie board - the one with the real weegies ***Interior paper insert reads: My good man. You hold in your possession one small part of a magnificent collection of distinctive products for the well-groomed male of the species. A veritable banquet to the nose. Ah...what beautiful sentiment. Ambrose Wolfinger ***The label on the face side of the Cologne bottle states: W. C. Fields Sasperilla Gold Cologne. Wards off stray animals and obnoxious children. Women love it ***The label on the back side of the Cologne bottle contains the following immortal tips of W. C. Fields: How To Be A Great Lover...or the life of the party, whichever comes first. 1. Never call a woman by her given name - makes her self-conscious. Besides, there’s nothing worse than calling Alice...Margaret. I did that once...walked in a half crouch for a week. So to be safe I always use pet names like: “My precious mud-turtle dove,” or “my sweet tangerine” 2. When you really want to get down to business, whisper this little gem in her ear: “My smoldering flame, you incinerate me.” If while under the influence you discover you’ve just whispered this to your boss’ wife, you’re in trouble. If she accepts, you’re a vice president - ah...what a sweet gamble 3. If for some insatiable reason you should want to tie the knot with your soft little melon, simply find an inebriated Catholic priest to perform a Jewish ceremony in an Episcopalian church - then, if the melon turns out to be a lemon the ceremony can be declared illegal. What a fortuitously singular idea! Age/Period: Vintage - 1971 (1970s) Manufacturer/Identification/Markings: Manufactured for Great Things, Inc. Material(s)/Format: Glass Bottle; Paper Board Box with Plastic Interior Cushioning Size/Measurements: 6.4 oz Bottle Quantity: One (1) Condition: Bottle is aesthetically Pristine; there is no Cologne left in the bottle, which is EMPTY! Exterior Box is Fair

Status: Sold	Reference#: Vintage_1971_WC_Fields_How_To_Be_A_Great_Lover_Cologne
Condition: Excellent - Refer to Condition Details within Listing	Year: 1971
Country: USA	Maker: Great Things, Inc

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