100TH BIRTHDAY TELEGRAM - FROM GROUCHO MARX
Reads, "Dear George: Congratulations on you 100th birthday. I am going to be 85 soon, but don't feel a day over 90. How about you, kid? Best wishes for many more happy years, your friend and mine, Groucho Marx." Dated 8/16/1975
Perfect for that 100th birthday present for the person who seems to have you stumped.